Five things twin moms really want to hear

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Kim Hays  Moms At Work blog

As a mom of twins, I’m sure I’m not alone in saying (in my head mostly), “shut up.”

Yes, I love people admiring my beautiful children. What I don’t like, however, is the constant barrage of comments I get when I take them out in public.

“Wow, you’re hands must be full! (Ya think?)

“Better you than me.” (Well, obviously.)

“Are they twins?” – (No, I had them a few months apart.)

What we twin mamas really want to hear:

5. Just call us, we’ll meet you in the parking lot with a gallon of milk.

4. Yes, we have two high chairs.

3. Can I babysit?

2. We’re just going to charge you one co-pay for your visits.

1. Silence.

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